rozalthiris

Me watching the hp movies 5-8 after remembering that fanfiction isn't in fact canon, and Harry and Draco don't actually end up together somehow:

“Maybe this is why I introduced him to Eliza, now that’s his bride…”

In ‘Too Sweet’ by Hozier, they’ve taken the lyrics ‘You’re too sweet for me’ and literally flipped the entire meaning. They are understanding the meaning to be Hozier feeling too rough and brandished for this person. They think Hozier is saying ‘you’re too sweet, you shouldn’t be with someone as troubled as me.’

WRONG!!! HE’S SAYING THEYRE TOO SWEET AS TOO REFINED, TOO SOFT, TOO PURE IN A NEGATIVE WAY. HE’S SAYING HE’S RAW AND DIRTY, THAT HE’S TIRED OF PEOPLE BEING PERFECT. ‘Who wants to live forever’ THIS PERSON IS TRYING TOO HARD, NOT ENJOYING LIFE FOR THE DIRTY DEPRIVED MOMENTS WE ALL CRAVE. ‘You treat your mouth like it’s Heavens gate, the rest of your body like you’re the TSA. I wish I could go along, babe, don’t get me wrong’ (the common quote of ‘treat your body like a temple’ speaks to me in those moment, as if this person is treating their body like one, eating properly, not enjoying ‘whiskey neat and black coffee’. Taking this very literal.) THIS INTAKE OF MONITORING EVERYTHING THEY PUT IN THEIR BODY, ALMOST BECOMING OBSESSIVE OVER IT. THEY SHOULDNT CARE THAT MUCH. ‘Pretty as a vine, as sweet as a grape. If you can sit in a barrel, maybe I’ll wait’ (my fav line) REFERRING TO THE PROCESS OF GRAPES BECOMING WINE!!!! HE’S TELLING THEM TO GROW UP, THAT IF THEY CAN MATURE MAYBE HE’LL STICK AROUND.

In conclusion, ‘Too Sweet’ by Hozier is NOT A LOVE SONG.