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controversial opinion i think even saying "omg the climax of (movie) was so good" or "ugh the ending of (tv show) sucks ass" should count as spoilers. babygirl i wanna go in with zero expectations stop expectening my expectations.

its aromantic visibility day yall. you know what that means

we have to make aromantic meth

jesse please

its aromantic visibility day yall. you know what that means

we have to make aromantic meth

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

hole that doesnt want to exist anymore: im gonna fill myself

On my walk yesterday I met a charming flower and a humble worm…

in my enclosure . straight up gnawing at it . and by "it" i mean. haha. well let's justr say . the bars

(Rolling over in bed and tucking my google doc's hair behind its ear) what did we get up to last night...

the woker if he was funny: im the joker 😈🙏

now that this post has done numbers (3) you should all know this joke was deliberately stolen from my brother's university roommate. after a bunch of time doing the "the joker if he was ____: im the _oker" bit, based on the original woker joke, one day this guy finally said this beautiful phrase with absolutely zero recognition of his fumble. he fully genuinely thought he just came up with a hilarious comedic play on the famous beloved character The Woker

Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.

my first word was dada. yes like the art movement i was a precocious child