Like A Lover

thinking about how in the 1800s i would've just been able to leave my town, change my appearance and my name, and wander until no one knew who i was

and then i would pretend to be a doctor and sell people fucked up little medicines

@jared-wormsboy i am crying uncontrollably

I reference this in conversation sometimes assuming everyone knows about the Owl Attack Sex Playlist and i look fucking unhinged

Sometimes I just ignore anon hate because theres a proverb I learnt in a Nigerian movie that said. ‘You cannot run naked after a mad man in the street after he has taken your clothes away from you because the public will not know who is the mad person between the two of you’

I feel like this proverb was based on firsthand experience.

That is weirdly specific but also a pretty good point

pirating movies by seeing them in tumblr gifs and basing my own story around them

that’s how medieval peasants were supposed to use the stained glass windows to teach themselves bible stories when church was exclusively in latin

This exchange forced me to sit and contemplate some things for a while.

doctor: you’re also fresh out of potassium me: 0K

I can and will fish without mods, somebody come fuck me

the absolute POWER behind this response has me fucking losing it

fish fear me, everyone in this thread desires me carnally