Hugs & Coffee Mugs

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

do ur boobs ever just like not match your outfit like does that make sense to anyone else

Because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a body is higher than one

I never needed to think about this, but now I’m reblogging it and all of you can suffer as well.

The heartwarming christmas story of how a search for a toy leads to kidnapping and physical violence a story we can all relate to

Isn’t that what happened when Beebo went on sale? Poor Martin went tumbling through time and got kidnapped by Vikings which in turn led to violence.