Royal Mayhem

If you are having a bad day, here's a triangle with all 90 degree angles to help distract you

If you're playing a card game or tabletop game of any type, and someone's planning to take so goddamn long to play their fucking turn that you're tempted to just pull out your phone and play something else while you wait for them to be done already, I think you should be allowed to play with their phone while you wait.

It's wild to watch the phrase "tumblr sexyman" morph into "man that tumblr thinks is sexy," because when I first saw the phrase come into use, I always saw it used in reference to the phenomenon of "when presented with a wide array of fictional characters, tumblr will always pick the skinny white man to obsess over, and if the fan-favorite character has no canonical human appearance, the fandom will inevitably create a popular fanon of the character as as a skinny white man."

fuck it: tom servo tuesday is starting early.