you will have never loved for nothing

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

don't like auto-flush toilets. like excuse me I'll tell you when to swallow

terrible post

ishmael using a pseudonym is so funny. like what are you in witness protection? from the whale?

I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight

you're telling me this guy's a bouncer? huh... and what does he bounce on, if you don't mind me asking...?

We need more villains in media who want the protagonist carnally. this isn't about shipping or enemies to lovers I mean fucked up weird creepy infatuation. its imperative that we get more gross and obsessive antagonists