Bobby

coming home after a long and difficult shift at the disease factory

i’m joining the war on diseases on the side of the diseases

👌🏼

Trying to get a glass of water but i cant. The water goes up

What do you mean the water goes up

carly rae jepsen is throwing bricks at my house but what am i gonna do, stop her?

Shes just making it stronger by increasing the total amount of bricks. Shes saving your life

Queen of throwing bricks and saving my life

honestly reblog if you’re in a heinous mood

actually i never experience negative consequences due to procrastination. i am occasionally blighted by god for unknowable reasons though

Ok why did noone tell me that book shrek judt absolutely FUCKS