Yamato Simp

Curious because this is the Boring Nerd™️ website apparently so I'm interested to see if that started young.

NSFW

King gotta be the most underrated munch out there. No fucking way be ain't. This man would just love to be up in some thighs, holding onto that tender flesh for life as he's eating the life and soul out of some pussy. Passionate pussy pleaser. This loser would do anything for a hottie telling him what to do. Imagine how desperate he would look just begging to let him please you. How much he watches you the entire time. He wants to hear you slur your words and moan, hold you closer when they start shaking, and press you down when you start cumming. He wants the sheets messed up and them juices dripping down his chin. He doesn't wanna stop until he hears the word "stop".

Sneak peak because I put literal DAYS of work into this upcoming project just so far.

I turn 21 in less than a month, and thought it would be fun to host a collab for my birthday! And because I’m being a self indulgent mess for this whole ordeal, the theme is cryptically or folklore. Mermaids, faeries, moth man, tiny little gnomes, giants, EVERYTHING is on the table.

Rules:

All fandoms are allowed. Period. Even if I don’t write for them. The whole reason I’m doing this is because I feel like being a self indulgent asshole. Which means YOU get to be a self indulgent asshole too. I better be seeing new character tags on ao3 for this /j

Self inserts and OCs are allowed. I think they’re neat please write about your OCs or self inserts or your niche scrungly blorbo 👉👈

Reader inserts are welcomed and encouraged

LGBTQ+ content is welcomed and encouraged!

Not safe for work and dark content are allowed. They must be tagged appropriately and have the trigger warnings/content warnings above the summary

All characters written about must be considered adults at some point in the canon media they are present in.

Tag your work in the #Roman’s Cryptid Collab 2k23 tag so other people can find it. It’s the first tag on this post as well!

This collab will close for new submissions August 23rd, 2023 but as long as you ask to participate before then you can take as long as you want.

If you are writing, the minimum word count is 300 words. HOWEVER you are welcome to write individual drabbles instead of one 300 word text. As long as it’s 300 words or more you’re good.

I will not be limiting the amount of submission for characters, fandoms, OR people. However if you wish to submit more than three pieces please make sure one is published before you start the 4th one.

Masterlists of works:

Leona's post is here.

Her YT video is here.