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Not X.
Not Y.
Just Z—IM GONNA KIRK MYSELF

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I wonder if Victor had to hire evil technicians to fix the machinery and equipment? Did the Connections send him people? Because it would be funny if a regular repair person arrived and had to fix something while Victor loomed over them.
"What's behind those giant curtains over there?"
"People Shredder 3000. The lastest in meat grinding technology." The disarmingly soft voice made the person uneasy and the smell of blood was prominent down here.
Human looks up at Victor, straining their neck to see his grin. That smile had rarely left his face this entire time. He laughs and the person hesitates before joining in nervously for a few moments. The laugh cuts off and Victor leans down.
"So try to not to make any mistakes."
The person finishes with one job and is followed closely by Gideon to another. They swear he smells their hair at one point, perhaps even two. What did he have behind his back? One arm had been hidden away for most of this time slot. The second job is finished quickly and the repair person turns to go.
"Th-thank you for choosing Wrenwood Maintenance and Co. I will send the invoice."
Victor is smiling and has their exit blocked. He reaches out and tears off one of the curtains so the person sees what lies behind them.
"How clumsy of me!"
The human sees the blood splattered death machine of horror and Victor closes the distance, giving them an injection with the syringe he had been hiding.
"Shhhhh... my apologies but I did not feel like going out to get a new subject tonight."
I work in a lab. Usually you have to know how to fix a lot yourself or we have That One Guy™ for just about each machine, even a German guy for the German import to come fix it
Would be funny if That One Guy™ got called and hit the Higuruma every fucking time because he is sick and tired and used to this shit
The smut is starting to feel ai generated dudes what's with the unnecessary italics on every other word and nicknaming already short names. I feel like a stressed out English teacher. I'm about to go back to Wattpad shiet
Going to hold the door open for Sevika first before she gets to it, leading her to glare incredulously and grab the top of the door, commanding you to go first.
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Last thing I ever wrote fr fr was over a year ago. Who's got asks/ideas for me I gotta do something with myself
Heyyy I love your style of writing! Do you do HCs? For L x an ADHD extraverted forensic pathologist? Genius vs Mad Genius 😂
Hello Anon! This is very interesting and I hope I satisfy this curiosity of yours with maybe a few HCs (I also hope that's enough)
You're a forensic pathologist. Not only that, you're L's go-to when it comes to investigating the parts of a case that are more involved in terms of bodies and manners of death. He's applauded your work, but at the same time does not want any hands-on involvement in it, which makes for a few humorous moments combined with the fact that not only are you more outgoing than him, you also have ADHD.
You talk very animatedly to him about how interesting the human body is when it decomposes and how it behaves when certain things happen to it. "See that laceration, right below the chin? You can tell that the knife was either new or has been sharpened for it to cut cleanly through skin and muscle." L finds some part of it intriguing but listening to you on end does make him queasy.
He finds your lab reports lying around his office quite often and he carries it to you lest you forget where you put it down.
"Y/N, what's that?" L points to a misshapen pale object dangling out of your lab coat. "Oh, it's a calcified bullet I extracted from one of the victims. Don't tell the force I have this."
"Please, please, you haaaave to see it!" You always try to invite him to your lab when you find something. "Y/N, if it's not something that would help me with the investigation, please refrain from calling me." He turns you down, but you send him pictures anyway and then he'll ask about them because he likes hearing you talk.
"A bird flew into my window earlier and died from the impact," you greet him as you enter his office. "You're going to diaphonize it?" "I'm going to diaphonize it."
L has unknowingly taken the responsibility of reminding you of reports and updates on certain cases since you tell him everything. He has a spreadsheet for it.
Whenever there's field work you always try to get him to go out with you but he adamantly refuses every time not only out of protecting his anonymity but also because you'll never get any work done talking to him.
"Y/N, did you take on too many cases at once? Just one? Okay... How many bodies?!"
"Y/N, for the last time I will not pull strings so you can acquire a human body to diaphonize."
"Will you let me keep one of your bones if you die?" You ask, genuinely. "Y/N, you cannot keep my skull."
the contract | pale visitor x female reader
rating - teen
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You do not mute the sound that emerges when his teeth break through the surface of the skin. You watch and you feel, the sharp gone soft, two pieces melding to one. Drinking you in, like taking communion…
Or, the pale visitor offers to keep anyone from invading your property in exchange for a taste of your blood.
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Saitama headcanons 🌝 (totally not written for my best friend)
Tags: Gender neutral reader, all fluff and SFW
Saitama loves spending quiet mornings with you - he enjoys simple routines like sharing instant noodles or watching TV re-runs together while you sit under the same blanket.
He lets you accompany him on grocery runs, joking that your presence helps him find discounts faster because you’re his “good luck charm.”
Saitama doesn’t need much affection, but when you fall asleep leaning on his shoulder, he can’t help but smile, brushing your hair out of your face softly.
He’s not especially vocal about love, so his affection shows in small, subtle gestures - letting you have the last bite of food, walking you home after dark, or keeping a hand on your back when crowds get busy.
When you tell him you love him, he pauses, blinks, and replies in his usual calm tone: “Oh. Cool - I love you too.” But the faint blush on his ears completely betrays his calm demeanor.
Despite his godlike power, he always acts gentle around you - afraid he might accidentally hurt you with a too-tight hug.
His idea of a “date” can be as simple as making cup ramen together or watching bad hero commercials. But he genuinely enjoys those moments the most.
Saitama rarely loses his temper, but if someone insults or threatens you, he suddenly becomes dead serious - his sharp stare alone is enough to shut anyone down.
When you’re upset, he struggles with words, so he just sits beside you silently until you relax, then tells a dumb joke to make you smile.
He often forgets anniversaries - not because he doesn’t care, but because his sense of time is hilariously bad. You once reminded him, and he disappeared for ten minutes only to come back holding a random trinket as a “gift.”
If you ever ask to train with him, he’ll take it seriously but keep an eye on you the whole time - lightly teasing but also genuinely proud when you try.
He doesn’t overthink your relationship - his philosophy is simple: as long as you’re happy and comfortable around him, that’s all that matters.
Been hitting the gym working on my forearms all year CRANK OUT THE FUCKING SMUT

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I was working on the next page and realized I can't draw V without a reference yet to save my life, so I kind of was forced to make this in order to continue.
For those newer to the blog, V was actually created through polls earlier this year. Here are links to the polls and the personality choices
HEAD / TORSO / LEGS / PERSONALITY RESULTS / NAME
Other V Fun Facts:
V is, in fact, shorter than Kris
V does not view itself as a human nor a monster, though it's aware it was created to replicate a human. It just simply exists, and that's enough for it for now.
My biggest regret is not having 'Better Kris' as a name option.... Because then we could have had the KFC gang and BK.... WHAT WAS I THINKING?!?
I didn't have any plans in the beginning to actually make the vessel a character. Now, V is such an important part of the AU that it's weird to think it wasn't supposed to exist.
I draw V with eyes every time I draw it, and after I finish, I hide the layer or delete it. That's why there is a single ask where V has eyes... I forgot to remove the layer lol I'm on the fence about whether I want to actually make V with eyes canon eventually, but at this point in time they don't have eyes (I mostly included the bonus image because I love how much eyes can change a character's design)
I'm sure some of you noticed by now, but V's color palette varies slightly from the original vessels. I absolutely could not stand the like... brownish-red that the vessel has for its hair and pants, and when I say that I mean strictly for V. I look at other designs of vessels and they make the colors look so nice? Yet, when I use it for V, I want to die a little inside? So, I changed it to just be black instead for my sanity.
This sheet will be added to the master post as well!
Since V is finally officially introduced into the comic, I'll begin doing more asks for them. I kind of avoided them a little until V was actually going to appear more frequently.
A very happy 10th birthday to undertale, my beloved
New fandom reigniting my passion for being horny
🎉🎂✨🍰🥳Another year, another birthday EHEHEHHEHE🎉🎂✨🍰🥳
RAAAAHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
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Feed my baby please 🙏 🥺
I hope everyone will help us, donate to us and stand by us in this harsh famine and Reblog my pin post.
I hope everyone will help us, donate to us and stand by us in this harsh famine and Reblog my pin post.
Donate please and reblog 🙏
https://www.chuffed.org/project/121907-help-mohammed-and-his-sick-father

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Hello, wonderful souls! 🤍🌍
I hope you're doing well. 🌿
Could you help me amplify my family's story and bring awareness to our struggle? 🙏🏻
💬 Please reblog my pinned post or consider donating just $5—your support could truly make a difference in saving lives amidst war and hardship.
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My name is Abed.
I’m a survivor from Gaza, holding on to hope in a world that has fallen apart around me. 💔
The life I once knew — my home, my family, my sense of safety — has been shattered by war. Today, I live among the ruins, trying to find a path forward through the rubble and heartbreak. 🏚
Every moment is a battle against fear and uncertainty. What was once ordinary — a safe place to sleep, a future to dream of — now feels like a distant memory. 🕊️
I share my story not to seek pity, but to keep hope alive — to believe that even in the darkest places, kindness can still find a way. 🤍
If my story touches your heart, please consider sharing it or offering support. Every voice, every act of care, brings me one step closer to safety. ✨
Thank you for taking the time to listen. 🙏
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