Rover

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

the autistic experience of saying something and everyone laughing as if it's the funniest thing in the world and you knew it was funny but not laugh out loud for multiple seconds funny so you gotta sit there and pretend that you understand why exactly they're finding it so funny

I don't radically love myself yet but I do love myself like I would a messy af best friend. I don't agree with some of their choices and sometimes they can be dumb as hell but I love the bastard

Bruh what if we lived together 😳😳😳and had a garden😳😳😳😳

tumblr will never count as social media to me. This shit a secret hideout and we just all happen to see each others thoughts

*Emma sneezes* Regina: Emma, are you sick? Here, take this blanket, and I'm bringing homemade soup and you really should take better care of yo- *Snow sneezes* Regina: Oh my god. Shut the hell up.

When you block someone their phone should explode in their hands

Be understanding, but don't be blind.

I care about Rhinos.