ding dong ditching your dad

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

"trans people just name themselves after characters" as opposed to cis people who name their children after names in the bible

Blorbo from my scrolls....

I think instrumence should be free for those who are pure of heart

u should be able to put ur hand down and let the instrument sniff u and if it smells a beautiful quality in ur heart and spirit that's ur instrument now. stray tumpet follow you home.. bwaa

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

if i was a laborer back in the day i would be for sure shirking my duties lol #hardcoreshirker

a cat is a type of "awesome baby" kind of animal

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

for the love of god unmute

Muted it took me 6 seconds to figure out what was going on. Unmuted I had tears in my eyes 3 seconds in

In my joyful dreams I never frown. Smilent Hill

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich