Smiling hellhound.

women are really awesome and theres so many of them oh my god

we are so fucking lucky theres women. we are sooo lucky theres trans women or we'd be fucked forever and ever

children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

I am very endeared by humanity’s tendency to check if it’s truly hot somewhere by attempting to cook an egg

When you watch slop a little close to the sun and your Youtube recommendations start looking like dogshit again

what is it abt south park that makes teenagers watching it black out and write WILDLY out of character yaoi of the racist egg children

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

If a woman is evil it's okay, but if a man is evil, well I don't have time for that.