i know this whole damn city thinks it needs you

The fact that Echo says “Oh not again” seconds before starting the food fight in the mess hall for me is a clear sign that this happened many times with the 501st too. No I will not explain it further.

love how everyone simultaneously gave up the shotgun seat so that Omega could have a great first view of space

i’m pretty calm and understanding but if i say “please don’t touch me” and you proceed to purposefully touch me, natural instinct will kick in and the large raptor which operates this machine will bite your fucking hand off

It really is just tumblr circa 2014 huh

in mesopotamia there were no 'cover letters' or 'curriculum vitaes'. there were just, pots.

And copper ingots. Very high quality ingots from a very reputable merchant

#tumblr's dedication to dragging ea-nasir from across history is one of my fave things about this hellsite

Yes, because when Trump dies and thinks he’s going to be king shit in the afterlife, ea-nasir is going to one-shot him with a shitty copper ingot upside his empty orange fucking head

Each Reblog adds another copper ingot to ea-nasir's afterlife pile. Each like improves his aim.

I’m okay with this.

true crime is becoming to girls what ww2 is to boys

Bro when I first reblogged for a second it looked like chiefcake turned her head to look at me and it was terrifying then I realized that that’s ur reality

oh no. oh fuck new oc idea

oh no. oh fuck new oc idea