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If I made a show and then begged the network (which is also the uk government) every single season to make it gay and they said no every time until the show ended and I was devastated and then politics turned and I was finally able to make a gay show and then none of my gay community watched it so it got canceled and then twenty years later ignorant children called my first show queerbaiting like I was trying to trick them not desperately trying to create representation, I would do something so terrorist like I’m sorry

i think everyone who's ever been fucked over by the slow, bureaucratic, cruel, and expensive usa healthcare system should be allowed to beat one (1) hospital administrator with a pool noodle in public while the administrator tries to navigate an automated phone tree in order to make it stop

hey quick PSA but “reading before bed to wind down” only works if you’re normal about books btw. if you aren’t you are going to end up awake at 2:52am after finishing the whole book just trust me on this one

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

what if orpheus was butch and she unclipped her carabiner and held it out behind her and then eurydice clipped it onto her belt loop and then orpheus didnt have to look back because she could hear eurydice jingle jangling behind her. follow me for more dyke solutions to famous tragic literature

john raul porge and gringo

it's always "did you really need to burn down your workplace to prove a point" and never "how was the revenge arson? did you have fun doing revenge arson? were the flames pretty?"

um.

I think I might be about to send a deranged email

welcome to Lord Foog the 2st Thursday

You’ve heard of Men Loving Men (MLM) and Multi Level Marketing (MLM) but I would like to propose a new concept wherein I date two men who each date two men who each date two men etc, which I like to call Multi Level Men Loving Men, or MLMLM

Step 2 is gathering together all the MLMLMs into a single monolithic syndicate referred to as a gathering of Multi Level Men-Loving Men Loving Multi Level Men-Loving Men, also known as an MLMLMLMLMLM

We will then perform a coup d’état against the greater Seattle polycule

OMG - really?

really!!! we’ve got 501(c)3 status and everything! turning 2.5 years old next month <3