Still thinking about the dream i had on 1/28/20

blocked me but my mutuals are smuggling your pet pics past the embargo

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

(bravely) i think the trans guy should top

(bravely) i think the trans guy should top

(bravely) i think the trans guy should top