Unless youβve quite literally buried your head in the sand and/or the lunchtime buffet today, youβll probably be well aware of all the commotion that erupted on Twitter last night, involving Nicki Minaj, Taylor Swift and this yearβs MTV VMA nominations.
Weβre still recovering from it all, to be honest, which is a shame because Ed Sheeran and Bruno Mars have ignited their own (fake) Twitter beef and GAH.
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If you DID manage to miss it, you can read the whole thing here (if youβve got a couple of hours spare).
But, if you havenβt got time for that (ainβt nobody got time for that), we guess a quick summary would be: Nicki is p*ssed that her βAnacondaβ video isnβt nomination for Video of the Year at the VMAs, using the snub as an opportunity to discuss racism and body-shaming in the industry.
Unfortunately, Taylor thought the tweets were aimed at her, leading HER to respond.
Nicki THEN clarified that nothing was aimed at her, Swifty tried to gloss over it all by saying the βSuperbassβ singer can join her on stage if she wins VOTY and fans went nuts.
Oh, and Kim Kardashian accidentally kinda got herself involved. Which is pretty hilarious.
HOWEVER, it hasnβt *quite* all ended there, with Ed and Bruno deciding to get their own slice of the action by start their own VMAs-based WWF match on Twitter.
Yes, the beef was about as real as the steak we had in our childhood play oven, but it was funny, alright? Alright.
Bruno, 29, kicked things off by tweeting our fave ginger-haired singer, saying: βYo I want in on this twitter Beef!! VMAs is the new WWF!! @edsheeran F**k You!β
Eddy, 24, wasnβt taking his s**t lying down, replying with this line of applause-worthy smack talk: βany way we do dis you gonβ come up short.β
Back in the blue corner, Bruno had a killer pun lined up to throw back in Edβs face, tweeting: βThat Cut deep..U always know how to sheer me to the core. I canβt believe weβre Sheeran this in public. How dare u!β
If this was an American sketch show, the crowd would DEFINITELY be doing a collective βOoooβ right now. Also a polite clap for those puns.
BUT, back in the red corner, Eddy Eddy Eddy (OI OI OI) was geared up to deliver his own soccerpunch, replying: βbut all my crew know that Bruno has eyebrows dat be uno. And plays Cluedo with SuBo, but you lose coz you blow.β
So much applause for getting Cluedo and SuBo (and uno) in the same sentence.
Apply ice directly to burn.
We canβt call this one, to be honest - unless weβre allowed to call it a hilarious draw?
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