Thierry Mugler spring summer 1982

We survived it! You and me. Don't you remember what we had? I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you. Don't you remember that?

We really need to talk about how gay the 2001 movie “Enemy at the Gates” is. This movie is a serious war movie but it feels like a comedy because Vassili and Danilov have more chemistry than the female love interest 

i mean wtf is this

THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED 

after extremely intimate scenes like this they then go to the love interest and  have the most forced boring het interacts ever its so fucking funny 

when he thought Vassili might be dead: hard denial look at his FACE

(Then Danilov instantly after finding out his friend might be dead went and tried to swoop in on his girl, not 1 minute later, which was so weird and awkward and their romance is SO forced ksjdbgsdg it was so weird considering someone he cares about just might have died, literally just bad writing but aNYWAY) 

THE D R A M A 

the movie wants me to believe that Danilov has his little jealous meltdown after this scene because hes angry that Vassili kissed the girl he likes but theres no way Danilov and that wall hes behind have more chemistry than him and Tania hes 1000% pining for Vassili here 

Then their shared love interst Tania gets bombed, and while breaking the news to Vassili, he says THIS SHIT 

THEN THE SADDEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN HAPPENS

DANILOV SACRIFICES HIS LIFE TO HELP VASSILI SO HE CAN KILL THE GERMAN SNIPER NOBODY TOUCH ME 

Then this happens. I. Theres. Theres no heterosexual explanation for this blatant parallel. im fucking sobbing 

after he kills the german sniper he takes his rifle and gives it to Danilov and then tenderly holds his hand. seriously what the fuck

Yall the gays have been sleeping so hard on this movie. PLEASE watch it its literally so gay and Danilov and Vassili have insane chemistry even if they try and het the movie up SO hard 

Just be warned this is a serious war movie and its very graphic so be advised!