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Democrats will put forward healthcare policies that are like "The best we can do is everybody aged 30-35 who makes exactly $30,000 dollars a year but no more or less and is in perfect health could maybe possibly be eligible to apply for a free finger of whiskey and a minie ball to bite down on" and Republicans will be like "That is literally what communism is"

https://nerdbot.com/2021/01/09/new-pill-bottles-for-shaky-hands-will-help-people-with-parkinsons/

This makes me cry, actually.

Everyone's mad at bitch mcconnell rightfully right now but also it was the democrats who overruled bernie sanders filibuster of the defense bill which was the only leverage they had, they just entirely gave up fighting for u so they could hand the military industrial complex yet another practically blank check ...

I think my favorite thing about September is how completely lawless it is. There are no rules. Someone just biked past you in shorts and a winter coat. A bartender just offered you a pumpkin spice summer shandy. The pool is open, but it’s decorated for Halloween.

At your military wife’s house washing my hair with your sons calming bedtime baby shampoo

Where else can i get sentences like this

america has like a handful of companies at this point and they’re all more powerful than the federal government

firebombing a microsoft server room would probably do more damage to the infrastructure of america than assassinating a government official

this was 20 years ago and nothing’s changed

Unfortunately

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I KNOW RIGHT?!???

So moral of story is be specific

I was thinking it was stupid that they didn’t specify seawater but then I had the thought that we don’t specify to use chicken eggs in baking because DUH so we just write eggs

2000 years in the future people are going to be making scrambled fish eggs and crying bc the ancient recipes make no sense

Forget eggs what about milk? They’ll look back at us, the ancients, and think we drank human breast milk by the gallon. When asked for evidence they’ll pull out from the deep archives the historical records of anime tiddies proving ancient humans had huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol’ tonhongerekoo—

This is the content that keeps me on this site. 🦄❤️