Vera

Aaron: Aaron thinks it’s a childish show and does not watch it

Aphmau: Conrad - she likes a mysterious man. Also Aphmau would so relate to Belly

Dante: Jeremiah. Do I need to explain?

Garroth: Conrad because Garroth sees himself as a first love. Garroth thinks he’s Aphmaus Conrad

Katelyn: she wants Taylor and Belly together

Laurence: Conrad. But like you know he relates to both of them

Lucinda: Lucinda thinks she should date both brothers

Nana: she has Instagram accounts dedicated to both ships. She loves love

Travis: Jeremiah - I just feel like he would

Vylad: he’s just rooting for Laurel

Zane: he says it’s a stupid show and he doesn’t watch it (he supports Conrad)

Aaron: you think this man ever had TikTok to begin with? (Hot take, but I feel like this mans version of social media is gmail)

Aphmau: there were tears. Many tears. But was secretly happy to use YouTube again

Dante: Dante still had Instagram to follow models on, so Tik Tok wasn’t the end of the world for him.

Garroth: held a funeral for Tik Tok and all his saved videos. and had a toast in dedication to Tik Tok. He kept mentioning his video that had 3k likes. Invited the guys to join in on the toast but they looked at him with mostly concern

Katelyn: told everyone it wasn’t a big deal and people should be more intune with their surroundings (secretly will miss watching One Direction edits on there)

Laurance: he didn’t get attached to TikTok because he never recovered from the loss of Vine and was unironically using reels.

Lucinda: Wrote a letter to their state senators because where else was she going to post her GRWM videos?

Nana: she had her account for baking and was devastated to lose her platform. But she took it in stride (after having a breakdown about it to Aphmau)

Travis: his account was already banned and he didn’t know why.

Aaron: would be really awkward with small talk

Aphmau: I don’t know how to explain this but I think she’d ask an inappropriate question - like not intentionally but she would just ask soemthing weird

Dante: his card would decline and he would get you to pay

Garroth: Garroth would accidentally spill his drink of you. He would be fumbling and knock the glass of the table

Katelyn: would not be interested in her date and would show that in facial expressions

Laurance: would talk about himself too much and critique the food

Lucinda: would hook up on the first date (no shame girlie we’ve been there) (girlboss)

Nana: would accidentally mention a fact she found while stalking yuor socials

Travis: would get lost and be late to the date or would not be able to find parking.

Zane: Zane doesn’t go on dates

Aaron: most likely to have an extensive vinyl collection that is organized so thoroughly to the point no one else can touch it.

Aphmau: most likely to get a meal she didn’t order at a restaurant but will suffer through eating it out of fear of seeming rude to the waiter.

Dante: most likely to get catfished on tinder and would tell his friends he actually met a really hot girl and that it’s the best date he’s been on in years but when his friends start questioning him about seeing her again, he would lie and say she moved or got a boyfriend

Garroth: most likely to get lost a concert venue or stadium and would have to stand with a security guard or employee like a lost child while holding his merchandise waiting for his friends.

Katelyn: most likely to pay in cash everywhere and will complain to her friends everytime they go a cashless attraction or business.

Laurance: most likely to leave a yelp review because he over analyzes his food before eating it or he notices a small health code violation and his fingers are typing away.

Lucinda: most likely to take a mental health day but in all reality she’s getting her hair and brows done, nails done, filler, a wax and spending $500 shopping and getting a Starbucks drink or two.

Nana: most likely to getin a Stan war on Twitter and then get paranoid she’s going to get doxxed and then work up the girls about getting doxxed all for it to blow over two days later and then happen again a month or so later.

Travis: most likely to foster an animal and then try convincing the others they should keep said animal. (This happens every month and it’s hapepened with at least 20 animals)

Vylad: most likely to mention the most random-trauma-inducing-toe-curling-illegal lore to ever be mentioned and it would be mentioned over a nice family dinner which would kill on conversation and create dead air.

Rip Laurance, you would’ve loved Hinge

Rip Garroth, you would’ve loved Eharmony

Rip Travis, you would’ve loved Bumble