“I asked chat gpt and”-
Yeah well I asked Count Dooku and he stared off into the distance while giving me some advice that kind of seemed like a metaphor for his own life problems that he created

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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trying on a metaphor

if i look back, i am lost

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“I asked chat gpt and”-
Yeah well I asked Count Dooku and he stared off into the distance while giving me some advice that kind of seemed like a metaphor for his own life problems that he created

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I think the reason writers are so weird about their wips is because explaining a story before it's done is like showing someone a dream. it made total sense five seconds ago. it was vivid and real and it meant something. now you're saying the words out loud and watching the other person's face and the whole thing is just. evaporating. "it's about a woman who...okay there's also a house..." and the dream is gone. you killed it by looking at it. don't tell anyone about your wip.
fruit edition
are you a strawberry or raspberry person? a lemon or lime person? a mango or peach person? a pear or apple person?
“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid
practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance
“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

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3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh
0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎
This was my actual favorite part of working in a theater. People would come in and use a string of words no human had ever uttered and I’d have to be like “ohhhhkay let’s parse this out.”
When we had Moonlight: Moonshine, Moonrise, Midnight, Nightlight, Nighttime, Twilight
My favorite in recent memory, though: “The Big Sick” = “The Fat Bad”
Don’t… Don’t movie theaters have…the names of the movies… Right… There?
Ah, see, the problem here is that you’re making the common mistake of assuming people bother to read anything. At all. At any given point. When in the presence of customer service worker.
Based on these facial expressions alone, I fear his crash out is imminent, and boy, am I eagerly waiting with my popcorn

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Ever think how Berkian's or the Dragon riders would appear insane to the other people.
Maybe the Barbaric Archipelago host an annual Thing and Viggo wanting an intel about the dragon riders (who are clearly from the Archipelago) managed to secure an invite via some other tribe.
He's there rubbing shoulders with Chiefs and heirs up when the Berk representative showed up. He doesn't know the Dragon Riders are from Berk yet.
He learned that:
Berk's Chief, Stoick the Vast is a 6'9ft giant weighing 400 pounds. A renown dragon killer and engaged dragons in hand to hand combat, no weapons or dragon root needed.
Their Viking adult initiation means the top student will fight a monstrous nightmare in a cage fight. (isn't that an execution method in other tribes? What do you mean initiation?)
The Chief's son is last year's winner, he didn't defeat the monstrous nightmare because he decided to go for something bigger. (What does that mean?)
Spitelout, one of Berk Chief's retinue bragged about his son acquiring the most Screaming Death scales out of his peers. And showed scales as evidence (Viggo's execution method literally involves pushing people into whispering death hole. What do you mean someone actually tunneled down there to steal some scales?)
Gobber mentioning that Spitelout's son use to be his apprentice in weapons testing. His apprentice (Snotlout) used to test catapults by launching himself to the sky to see if it works. (Which again sounds like an execution method.)
Gobber also complain about two troublemakers (Ruff and Tuff) who dedicated themselves to serving Loki. Which involves putting a cart of sharp objects on the apprentice's landing spot. (Which still sounds like a method of execution to him.)
There's also Astrid (that name sounds familiar) who was a strict drill sergeant who made everyone do push up until their hands fall off every time they mess up. (Not too bad compared to other things Viggo had heard.)
Everything in Berk is an execution method. (Fishlegs is the model citizen unless hypnotised.)
realizing a headcanon of yours happens to make an element of canon even more heartbreaking when you hadn't even considered it from that angle previously
[ID from alt: emoji rubbing their hands together and grinning evilly. End ID.]
I love characters who seem really arrogant but then are actually That Good
The people who insist AI is smarter than a human are doing their fucking damnedest to manifest that
I work at a library and we have 2 displays in the front lobby by the main desk. One is best sellers that gets changed out every month or so, and the other is recently returned items, where we literally just pull books off of the temp shelves behind the desk that were returned recently but not reshelved in their regular sections yet. Both displays are 100% human selected. I had someone come in the other day, look at the displays and ask me if they were AI generated. I admit, I short-circuted for a second before saying, "N...no. They were all picked out by people who work here."

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when u get kidnapped for the 57th time. hashtag relatable