Life's Undo Button Is Broken

"trump dying won't fix fascism" neither would a big steamy bowl of pad thai but I still want it

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

“I would die for my kids” your children want an apology

your made up scenario isn’t real (shocker) and makes no difference when your kids are starving for your acknowledgment of the pain you caused them. you’re only performing the role of a good parent, without having to actually do any heavy lifting

i love things that come in glass jars because once its over the glass jar is mine

“too much garlic” whats next? too much love?

"Whats your favorite genre" i just Listen to music i like man I dont kno w

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

#ow

#stuck