little green ghouls, buddy

@lethalclown​

to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

i’m not AMAB or AFAB, i’m AHAB and i have to kill this fuckin whale

assigned harpoon at birth

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags

I needed a tetanus shot and I went into CVS and they just had me lean over the counter and they just stuck me in front of everyone standing right there in the pharmacy line

Honestly I know this is definitely a violation of SOMETHING but it was so funny to me I just didn't say anything

the Gods take our devotional art and tack them all on one giant fridge in the sky

I will let u in on a lil secret. i cannot accept the fact that i exist

what’s that shit in your blood? homo goblin?