lit as a clit

i promised you 🦋

zis is like a medeval TOGHRTURE.

whathellwas even zat . OOOOO MY GAD. oh it- preetty cuute. OOOHHOOHOOHHOGGOOOHHHH OH MY GADDD THGAT WAS VEURY SCHARMING... OOH my gad he is DEAaaadddd... ohhh not ze daaaawwwg... ooooohhh nnooo you are feeling him wiz ze wader of ze hose...he iz also veury shcarming zey look veury cute like zis...i wont liiieee to yoU !

OH!

EWWELIKE A LAMBB...

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FRRREAK.

MONSTAEUR

Good news the full version actually is on spotify!

One time he leaves the app open on his iPad when Will visits and because of course Will sits at Hannibal's desk sometimes like it's his own, Will discovers the madness. He just scrolls through the Murder Husbands and the Hannigram tags with an increasing look of surprise on his face, like a trainwreck he couldn't look away from.

After a few quiet moments, Will just looks up and goes:

Hannibal: ... what exactly would the purpose for that be?

Will: ... dinner?

Hannibal: wouldn't that be a lot for tonight? Do you have anyone in mind in particular?

Will: I can just give a call. Or use the app.

Hannibal: You are going to use an app?

Will: to get the food delivered?

Hannibal: you already reduced them to "food". Must be some really annoying individuals. Do your thing, use your app, invite them here then. I will sharpen the knives.

Will: Hannibal.

Hannibal: Will.

Will: Please. Please tell me you are aware that Five Guys is a fast food brand.

Hannibal: ...