rory

he did a little dance and for this crime he was imprisoned in a bubble

They liked his little dance so much they gave him a spotlight

cats purr to release the love stored inside them

when they're fully charged up they use their special attack, the meow

Dark cats suck the love of others like a black hole

the only sucker here is you for disrespecting black cats like that

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection