Rooster Dude (what)

friend: is it? *sips my drink* wow yeah this is bad

friend 2: let me try *sips my drink* oh God that's terrible

friend 3: hey what's going on here

me: my drink is bad

friend 3: *sips my drink* that's bad

friend 4: the drink is bad? *sips my drink*the drink is bad

Note: Does not include comics, rb+rba

Say GO!

G1:

Cool boomer dad Prime

Headmasters:

Takara didn’t like that the US-show brought me back so they killed me again Prime

Masterforce:

Not Optimus but a human called Ginrai Prime

Beast Wars:

Me not losing my patience each day doesn’t get enough credit Primal

Beast Machines:

Preachy Preachy flat fuck friday Primal

Beast Wars II:

I didn’t know I was a father Convoy

Beast Wars Neo:

My Goddess makes me say out of character bullshit Convoy

RiD01:

I am full of compassion and love- brother please could you stop trying to kill me Prime

Armada:

No one understand that being the last bastion of safety and peace is fucking annoying, I just wanna go apeshit Prime

Energon:

If I don’t die at the end of this show I will fucking riot, also fuck you Rodimus Prime

Cybertron:

My love language is standing with my arms crossed and nodding Prime

TFA:

I will keep my feelings deep down and then snap Prime

Bayverse:

Listen if people stopped being fucking bitches I wouldn’t have to resort to killing bitches the whole time Prime

TFP:

I will keep my feelings deep down and just die Prime

RiD15:

I am alive and jobless Prime

Prime Wars:

I am alive and jobless and also sad, Megatron why do you only help when Windblade asks you, I thought we had something special Prime

Cyberverse:

I will hope for the best and for a nice retirement fee Prime

WFC: