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@rooksterooni
Hello!
Hi! I'm Rook (she/her)
I do art sometimes.
Stuff I like right now:
-Little Minecraft people
-Cult of the Lamb
-Star wars
-Zelda
-Doctor who
-The Magnus archives
-a bunch of other things that I can't remember right now as I'm writing this
If you want to find my posts in the sea of reblogs, I'll put my stuff under #rooksterooni
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(voice of a guy who’s so tired) guys what if in the finale somehow martyn and co ran into legs before scott and cleo found him and cured him on the spottttttttt because martyn said he would if legs’s sire was dead guyssssssss and then legs can’t be the sacrifice so he has to live guyssssssssssss
I checked and there is legit a window where this can happen
hit a snag. very few people know who turned doc atp and I don't think martyn is one of them.
the fact martyn literally asks doc point blank who his sire is and doc is too busy monologuing to answer doc you're killing me
noticing owen cut out the voting process in his pov
noticing owen's face in the voting selection
noticing nobody else voted owen...
The beautiful and endangered Dumb Gulper Shark
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critter city, animalia
Opposite curse of Achilles where you can choose to do something grand and dangerous and be forgotten or live a normal unremarkable life and be remembered forever and that’s what happened to Ea-nāṣir
my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document
i can't seem to find my baby
"After you defeat your enemies, you cannot spare their children or they will come for you once they're grown, and the cycle of revenge never ends." Yeah duh, if you're just gonna leave them there?? No shit they'll hunt you down and avenge their parents.
What you're gonna do is take them in and raise them as your own. Don't lie to them what happened, or try to hide it from them; explain why it happened. Why you really, really had to do that. Because if you can't raise someone to trust you and your judgement after killing their parents in cold blood right in front of them, then maybe you are the villain that they grew up to see you as.
I don't recall Drift's potential evil backstory in vampires but:
AU where Drift is the orchid killer and fled the city after killing a private detective who got too close to the truth (and told other people, which she found out too late)
And Drift and Sausage are first turned, and Sausage's serial killer identity thief backstory is in play.
Just. Evil Overlord Scott, mass slaughterer Owen, and the two new fledglings of the coven: a pair of serial killers. They're having a great time. They're talking shop. They're comparing notes.
Specifically, I'm thinking she left the orchid on the detective's doorstep as an intimidation/scare tactic, as the orchid killer did in canon, except here, Drift, the orchid killer, severely miscalculated the underlying character of the detective in question.
So Drift believed it when she pretended to cower, and pretended to run, but it was all an act to get Drift dead to rights.
So, faced with every police officer in the city knowing who she is and the newspapers set to print her face in the morning edition, Drift gets the hell out of dodge and goes to Oakhurst to lie low, maybe get some horticultural samples from undisturbed forest, and then figure out which city to move to from there.
At least Pyro isn't Scott's evening hot pocket this time. I doubt he gets out with his humanity but if he's not isolated by his killers from nearly the get-go maybe he won't spiral as much. Maybe he'll keep his 'a second try at life' thing, except this time it's a bit more literal than he really wanted.
@mytoomanybookstoread now I'm imagining them prying their way into Owen's business enough for them to learn more about his Thing with Doc, and then proceeding to rizz him up and give him suggestions that are just. So insane.
Owen: he doesn't understand!
Drift and Sausage: SO true bestie. You should remind him of the danger and remind him you could kill him. Maybe you should maim someone so he can show off his skills.
Owen: do you think that would work?
Drift: Totally! These do-gooder types, they love this stuff. They really go wild for the opportunity to prove their morals. Y'know, if I were him, I'd be delighted.
Sausage: You could even set it up like a scene from a play! Send him a romantic letter and then when he shows up, pow! There's Pyro, bleeding out!
Scott, watching in fascination:
before the series, in the city Drift hails from:
Detective, breathing hard, trembling from the adrenaline and bleeding from a dozen cuts from the broken glass in the greenhouse she's broken into: it's over, you monster! In just three hours, the morning papers will go on sale, and your face will be above the fold on every. single one. I've stopped you! Finally!
Drift, Orchid Killer: Awwwww you're trembling! That's kinda cute. Too bad we both know you're lying. You'd never end our game like that.
Distant shouting. A searchlight blazes through the glass.
Detective: I also talked to the police.
Drift: ...Really? C'mon, man. That's just not cool.
Detective: I DON'T CARE WHAT'S COOL! I WANT YOU BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!
Drift: Well yeah, you say that, and I guess that's a totally reasonable thing to want. But I was kinda hoping we'd pitch over the side of a skyscraper while trying to kill each other, and fall to our deaths together.
Detective:
Detective: Why
The shouting gets closer. A battering ram sounds against the doors several floors below.
Drift: Because I thought we had a thing! You've been stalking me with such dedication! You keep notes! You followed up on the orchids! You know how many police detectives followed up on the dye I was using? None!
Detective: I followed up because you were killing people!
Drift: I mean I guess I can see that now.
The door breaks. A dozen footsteps echo in a stairwell. They still have time; there are several barricaded doors left.
Drift: You know what? This is on me.
Detective: Obviously???
Drift: I underestimated you. And overestimated our friendship.
Detective: We're not friends! You're some kind of sick-minded freak, and you're about to go behind bars! Forever!
Drift: Well you didn't need to say that. That's just hurtful. Anyway, you're wrong.
Flees
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Obviously, this means Sausage is her rebound bestie.
I'm imagining one of her main Things is that she really enjoys getting to know her victims well enough to predict exactly what they'll do, and perhaps even kills them with traps that predict how they'll react to stressful situations.
You know, as a show of skill. So being wrong about the detective is really bothering her, and the whole vampirism thing of being able to hear a heartbeat and smell sweat, and drink a person's blood to get their memories?
Either she's really into it, or she feels a bit like it's cheating.
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Free hand study, it was so cute I had to.
Okay, as much as I love Rocky extending Grace's life without telling him, consider: Rocky *does* tell Grace, Grace just then somehow manages to like. Horrendously misinterpret what the treatment is actually for. Like.
Eridian Doctor: We went through the human genome and found a bunch of places with old broken DNA repair mechanisms so we came up with a gene editing therapy that fixes them in order to extend your lifespan.
Grace: *flashbacks to when Rocky found out that humans can experience long term effects from lower doses of radiation exposure and Grace wasn't being as careful as he should have been back when they first met because he still thought this was gonna be a suicide mission*
Grace (internally): Oh, so cancer prevention! Got it!
Grace: Sounds good!
*like 100 years later*
Grace: Hey Rocky, how am I not dead yet?
Rocky: ???
Eridian doctor: this treatment will increase your bone density to prevent them breaking
Grace internally: Oh right, low gravity can cause bone degradation. Makes sense that after so long in space it'd be good
Grace: sounds good to me!
One modification to the LPR5 gene later
Grace falls off a cliff
Grace: Hey why didn't I break any bones???
Rocky: ??? We made your bones strong statement
They add more salt or something to the water in his enclosure so that he can still swim comfortably despite the increased density.
consider the hilarious possibility that rocky learns all about LGBTQ people and gender and stuff . and he decides to be straight and cis.
"rocky is heterosexual cisgender man, statement."
"-uh.... rock, don't eridians not have gender?? you literally can't be cis"
"rocky not care. rocky cisgender man. he and him."
he has no good reason for doing this other than pissing grace off. grace wanted to yap on the recordings about alien gender and sexuality, but now every time he does it he has to say "except for rocky, who has decided he's a man and is attracted to women. even though he's never even met a woman before."
Apple juice and orange juice don’t have to be enemies. They are in love. Orple juice.
thank u to the people on twitter who tried to steal this for keeping me humble and reminding me why im a tumblr girlie
Really to prevent driplessness.
lil whiteboy busting it down arctic style
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A child's bedroom furnished entirely with those aesthetic beige instagram mom sad beige wooden toys for sad beige organic children, including a little ball pit in all the shades of brown, white, grey, beige and greige, but the owner doesn't have kids. It's all for the cats.
"They can't tell because they're colourblind", the owner explains, "and also very dumb."
Children’s sad beige room but the rest of the house is very colorful and eclectic. That’e just the kind of thing the kid likes and their parents respect that
*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor
