yo.

how the fuck do yall relax in the presence of another human……how 2 stop performing 

oh my god….. never ever have I related to something as much as I relate to this

oH NO!

why must life have a grand purpose? is it not enough to have some basil, and mozzarella?

History class is really just catching you up to speed on everything you missed before you were born.

Previously On………uh…just….fucking everything

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

NPCs in Skyrim just…tell you their whole life story in passing. You don’t even have to talk to them they really just go “my husband was murdered my a mountain troll” and walk right past you

Just like working retail

listen b*tch... ive been through the desert on a horse with no name

when you get a masters degree youre allowed to respond to your professors emails with “ok love you”

IT’S CALLED A CAT WALK!!!! SHE DID NOTHING WRONG.