This is the most niche thing on the planet I can relate to. I used to work at the men’s store in town that he came to a lot and one time he came in chose a ton of clothes, left to get a haircut and grab cash on the way even though it was a massive purchase, then came back and just laid down on the rug and played with the owners dog while highschool me was fangirling so fucking hard (this was like a decade ago). This man had all his clothes out and ready to be bought but spent an extra 20 minutes baby talking to the service dog and asking me about college apps then tripped getting up and made a joke about being a professional athlete in a dangerous sport but almost breaking his jaw off the boutique desk

Jesus also spent Christmas in a barn full of animals

I am not taking a risk

Not risking it pals

U know what I want potato of luck

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

reblog to give somebody a fucking hug because we are all struggling to get through it. solidarity in this tough ass world.

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it

and the thrilling sequel: i consumed a media months ago and you are still hearing about it

and the cautionary conclusion: the media has consumed me

It’s not just 11 years. An elephant never forgets.

Why does this keep reappearing on my dash? I have to reblog because there is no way I’m risking 11 years on top of my already bad 4 years….

Sorry y’all, I wasn’t tryna do it to you but they got my ass.

my life is already shit, i dont need 11 years of bad luck🤚

yeah, let’s not risk that shit 🫥

I’m scared of elephants I’m not risking it

How do I come across a strawberry like this?! 🙏

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

sorry I always felt undesirable my entire life and it gave me kinks of wanting someone to desire me so extremely it's uncontrollable for them as if that's my fault