look how my tears rick tocchet

My 5 year plan is to keep buying $8 frozen coffees until I die of preventable illness

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

My tits bounce when I walk I’m not listening to you

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

something incredibly healing about seeing a bunch of women drinking beer from a sports trophy like the absolute jocks they are