Obligatory self reblog because Tumblr doesn't ever let anybody see my stuff unless I literally post it repeatedly

I'd love if you'd reblog this and keep it moving, with love

Boys are just chewtoys that you can put in your mouth and shake around like ragdolls and it's awesome cuz they squeak too if you bite hard enough

there is something sooo embarrassing about everything i have done and will do

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

you do not under any circumstances have to describe any form of missionary work or proselytism EVER as "good" actually

80% chance your wholesome decolonial stay an home missionary work is being done by a charity that's legally allowed to discriminate against people who just want a warm meal based on their sexuality or religion

not all angels are in heaven. for example i’m mostly at home

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Double Income No Kids used to be seen as a kind of lavish lifestyle, now it’s like…a requirement to have any remote chance at financial stability

This post is getting notes again so I see we’re all handling the cost of living crisis well 🙃

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

Can i say something problematique for terminally online millenials and people born after that point: I think the seeming lack of ability or willingness to call one another and chat on the phone with friends unprompted or out of the blue contributes to whatever hellish loneliness everyone is talking about feeling these days. Say what you want about boomers and old people but those guys mostly knew how to keep in touch with each other. Idk man call a bitch today

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

when jkr dies i will tag every single person who reblogged this in a post btw