Bitchin'

It's not you. The sun is setting at 4pm, the air outside hurts, the atmospheric pressure won't hold still, and there's awful Christmas music everywhere.

just when you think it couldn’t be worse, you have to battle a creature

[through clenched teeth] good things can happen in the future. good things are coming

texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

If I say something weird it's because I am weird

never forget what green onion has done for you.. for all of us

the feminine urge to fall in love with the villain.

*Takes ayahuasca to get away from it all* we’ve been trying to u reach u about ur cars extended warranty

This dude just communicated with his car's machine spirit and you're laughing?

when god made me he just wanted to see how many things could be wrong with a girl at once

does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it

Hmm…………….. not quite. try again

Only gif I got, boss.