i miss you more than anything

my god you're fucked: the lady at the help desk just went to ask someone else for help with your issue and everyone's got a confused look on

you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

cannot stop saying "dude im always saying this" after a friend says the most highly specific never-before said sentence

its so hysterical that stede fucked ed so good he renounced the title of blackbeard he must be crazy with that thing

As a bisexual person I'm keenly aware of how such stereotypes are inevitably harmful to us, but unfortunately when I see bisexuals in fiction who are Evil and stylish and fuck like champions I can't help but go "oh work" for a sec. It's a difficult conundrum

imagine getting in one of these and sitting down and a few seconds later you feel it lift off the ground

too busy imagining one of these malfunctioning and raining shit from the sky onto the populace