love soldier, i want closure

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

i want someone to tell me im pretty, i want someone to make me a playlist of songs that remind them of me, i want someone to care

its been six years girl and no one saved you. you got your bachelors and your masters degree and you did it without the playlists and the flowers. youve started your career and youre about to live on your own and drive your own car and you did it without a better half. its been six years girl and youre fine. get up.

The Now Now turns 8 years old today!!!! 💖💙

Enough fanfiction where a guy emotionally neglects his wife because he’s gay. We need more of guy emotionally neglects his wife and then emotionally neglects his boyfriend because he sucks