not really

why are tree-related terms/words so satisfying… orchard.. grove.. thicket…

A druid wrote this

is it scurvy? is it lead? is it tuberculosis? is it the crippling loneliness? who knows we’re all dying

millennial burnout or doomed victorian arctic expedition

the narrative tension in this picture is outrageous

Offense but like how many years did straight people call everything they hated or disliked “gay”,,,,,, yet y'all can’t handle a single generalized statement online about being cis/het but okay!

We’re real people, though.

Local Cishet Admits They Don’t Think Gay People Are Real

i think a lot about how the conductor of the polar express just blasted the shit out of that kid for not knowing where the damn train was going

@staff wench, ha! for what reason is thou angry? because mine own pussy poppeth sev’rely and thine own does not?

Can u LITERALLY imagine dying and having ur body donated and instead of being used for research or organ donation some tumblr yahoo with a url like “cummy-kitten” buys your skeleton and takes selfies with it and unknowlingly youre at the center of tumblr drama but youre fucking dead

What a wild hypothetical that, for the sake of my fragile emotional well-being, I will assume is not based in some hellish recent event I have yet to hear about!

ima miss the tiddies not even in a horny way they’re just nice to look at

genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.

I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 

god couldnt stop me and neither can you.

she took my kins in the divorce