I Died On a Crosstrainer

[small french child voice] mon dieu i love Oingeaux Boingeaux

Me: Wow I had so many panic attacks last night and I don't feel rested at all. In fact I feel as though nothing good will ever happen to me again. Floating Purple Seahorse That Appears To Me When I Haven't Slept In Multiple Days: you didn't take your meds yesterday because your phone was dead when your alarm would have gone off Me: Oh shit you're right. Thank you, Floating Purple Seahorse. FPSTATMWIHSIMD: also everyone you care about will die someday Me: Could have done without that reminder FPSTATMWIHSIMD: you don't own me

Me: Why do I feel like I want to be fed to a woodchipper FPSTATMWIHSIMD: you haven't had a meal in 23 hours Me: Damn, that's true. Thanks, FPSTATMWIHSIMD: your bones are wet Me: come on man

help they're tagging me as #harry du bois again

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

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