Heavenlyhoundoom

After Bill, Caine, Fool, Moon, Empress, and Hierophant were revived by The Axolotl, they decided to have them redeemed by having them work in customer services without their powers except Fool because with Bill and Caine not being able to use their powers.

They sent them to a fictional fast food place called FlavorFusion that sells a variety of meat, pesctarian, vegetarian, and vegan options with my oc, Lilac as the manager. Doof and Beffica were already working their after retiring from villainy and the events of Bugsnax, respectively.

(It was seemingly a normal sunny day in OOO. BMO calls Finn and Jake to come down, as they made breakfast)

Finn: Yeah! Breakfast!!!

(Finn gets out of bed and tugs at Jake's blanket)

Finn: Come on, Jake! BMO made breakfast!

Jake: I can't!

Finn: Why not?

Jake: Don't you see them? Don't you hear their voices?

Finn: What?

(Finn looks around, but he doesn't see anything out of the ordinary, nor did he hear any voices)

Finn: What are you talking about?

Jake: Don't you see them? They're all around us.

(It shows Jake's perspective, and it shows a bunch of bugsnax with long, contoured bodies)

The bugsnax: Jake.... Jake... They're all against you, Jake...

Finn: Jake, I think you might be sick.

Jake: You do?

Finn: Yeah,you might need to rest.

Jake: Alright.

(It's starts with a mysterious angelic figure speaking to the viewers)

???: "The red crown and their vessel will fight for land, while the mortals shall follow."

(It then cuts to the red crown standing in front of the other crowns of apocalypse without their vessels as the red crown requested)

Purple Crown: Why have you disturbed us!?

Blue Crown: I think what Purple meant to say was, "Why have you requested to meet us without our vessels?"

Red Crown: Well, I wanted this "crowns only" meeting to suggest that maybe we should start being nice to the mortals, especially our followers. You know, treated them like friends or maybe even family instead of slaves or mere pawns to help obtain immense power.

(The other crowns go silent, look at each other, and busrt out laughing)

Yellow Crown: Nice!? To those peasants!? Oh, please!

Green Crown: Red, you need to realize that mortals are gullible and expendable. They're meant to be used and thrown away!

Red Crown: Well, what about our vessels? They were mortals to before they were given immortality from the spiritual bond they develop with us.

Blue Crown: They're different, Red. They're special and thus worthy of being treated as equals.

Red Crown: They're only special to us because we decided to make them special to us!

Purple Crown: Enough! We're not changing how we treat mortals, and that's final!

(All the other crowns disappear, leaving the red crown behind)

Red Crown:(frustrated) It's this cruelty and apathy towards others that made me break ties with my former vessel!

(It cuts to the following night. Red is at their temple pacing around angrily)

Red Crown: I'll show them!

(Red presses a hidden button on the temple wall, revealing a secret room containing four major arcana cards)

Red Crown: For if one were to obtain twenty minor arcana spirits or at least four major arcana spirits, they'd be able to ascend a tower to Heaven and make an alliance with the Tower spirit, the most powerful arcana spirit of them all!

(Red turns on the light to reac they have obtained the cards that hold the Fool spirit, the Empress spirit, the Moon spirit, and the Hierophant spirit)

Red Crown: And I shall be the one, for I was lucky enough to obtain four major arcana spirits fair and square. I even have vessels for them, as I took time to learn the favorite animal of each spirit.

(Shows a chicken, a cobra, an opossum, and a wolf)

Red Crown: Now all I need is a vessel for myself.

(Red leaves the temple to look for a new vessel, forgetting to close the door to both their temple and their secret room)

Finn: Black-capped chickadee

Jake: Pekin duck

Princess Bubblegum: Galah

Marceline: Raven

Ice King/Simon: Chinstrap penguin

Betty: Scarlet Macaw

King of OOO: Magpie

Lemongrab: Seagull

Flame Princess: Phoenix

Fool: Elf owl

Empress: Snowy owl

Hierophant: Great horned owl

Moon: Barn owl

Vampire King: Blakiston's Fish Owl

The grumpuses Lopella dated before heading to Snaktooth.

1.Andr Eggworth

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Age when they dated: 18

How long they dated for: One month

Reason they stopped dating: Andr left Lopella for someone he saw as prettier.

2.Olilia Bouldersea

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Pansexual

Age when they dated: 19

How long they dated for: 3 months and 2 weeks

Reason they stopped dating: They decided to go their separate ways when they realized that other than both being pansexual, they have nothing in common.

3.Cari Hollowlight

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Homosexual

Age when they dated: 20

How long they dated for: 7 months and 3 weeks

Reason they stopped dating: Lopella moved to New Grump City, and they couldn't make a long-distance relationship work.

4.Joebert Fuzzyglow

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Polysexual

Age when they dated: 22

How long they dated for: 4 months

Reason they stopped dating: Joebert's parents didn't approve of Lopella, and he was afraid to go against them.

5.Xallry Superflower

Gender: None(they/them)

Sexuality: Omnisexual

Age when they were dating: 23

How long they dated for: 6 months and eight days.

Reason they stopped dating: Xallry wanted to marry Lopella, and she just wasn't ready for that.

6.Hatalie Shaggyrush

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Bisexual

Age when they started dating: 24

How long they dated for: 3 months and six days

For those unaware, Cult of the Lamb had a completely different premise in its beta days. Instead of playing as the last lamb who makes a deal with Narinder to start a cult, slay the other bishops, and free him, like in the final game, you play as the red crown itself as it uses a random lamb as its vessel, and compete with other cult leaders to gain more power in the beta version. I personally would've bought it with either premise as I find both premises to be really interesting, but would you still buy Cult of the Lamb if it kept its original premise?

Aurora: You're basic, but in a good way.

Boomer: You're either a retired soldier or a retired pilot.

Chabwick: You started playing after the 2.0 update.

Cube: Your first ever console was the game cube, and you still have yours and still play games on it to this day.

Flo: You're the kind of person who looks mean but is actually very nice when people get to know you.

Friga: Your two favorite things are gossip and makeup.

Gwen: You're the kind of person who looks nice but is actually very mean when people get to know you.

Hopper: You're the type of senior citizen who is still capable of opening a can of whoopass if need be.

Iggly: You have two brain cells, and both are fighting over who gets to produce the one thought for the day.

Puck: You make hockey your entire personality.

Roald: You discovered animal crossing because of that time when he was famous on Twitter.

Sprinkle: You're addicted to sweets and Iced coffee.

Tex: You're a hipster.

Well, I've decided to add more.

1.Intesex Iguana

2.Graysexual Gray squirrel

3.Demisexual Duck

4.Genderfluid Goldfish

5.Agender Armadillo

6.Bigender Bunny

7.Pangender Pig

8.Androsexual Axolotl

9.Gynosexual Gorilla

(Kaiyo is rummaging through his drawers to find his pride flag, as the others enter the room)

Syringe: Are you still having trouble finding it?

Kaiyo: No, wait...

(Kaiyo pulls out his bisexual pride flag)

Kaiyo: I found it.

(It cuts to the gang getting ready for the Hau'oli City pride parde)

Beelzebub: Wait a minute. Where's your pride flag, Circus?

Circus:(giggles) Oh, Beelzebub...

(Circus points at herself)

Circus: I am the pride flag!

(The others were confused at first, but Malasada eventually realized what Circus meant)

Malasada: Oh yeah. You're Pansexual and you're yellow, pink, and blue, so you're already the colors of your pride flag.

Circus: Yep. But I'm still gonna wear this(puts on a bandana that says, "I'm pan") in case people don't get it.

Malasada: Understandable.

I wish I did this when Woolhaven came out, but I didn't have enough motivation for this until now.

A few changes

1.I've decided that the whole thing about Marceline and the ex bishops reviving the other bats is no longer cannon, as I want there to be ghost bats in the Woolhaven part of the fanfic.

2.Finn is no longer a rabbit follower in Marceline's church. Instead, he's the last human after his kind was slain by the previous bishops of apocalypse, as an example to the other species to never rebell against them if they don’t want to go extinct. He was cursed with immorality by the old bishops as he wasn't seen as a threat and to force him to forever live with the fact that he couldn't save his fellow humans(theere would also be human ghoasts).

3.Finn would basically be the goat, in the sense that he would be the player two avatar introduced in the Co-op update.

4.Grumpuses would also be in the Woolhaven DLC, they were also hunted by the old bishops of apocalypse, as they rebelled and made their own civilization separate from the bishops. But unlike the humans, the surviving grumpuses were able to escape to a sacred land were violent gods can't enter, and thus can never hurt them.

5.The world is in an everlasting summer, as the gods of the other seasons were slayed.

6.The gods of the seasons

1.Helios

Gender: Male

Species: Cicada

State: Alive(sole surviving member)

Age: 310,708

Ruling season: Summer

Assigned crown: The gold and emerald crown

2.Skadi

Gender: Female

Species: Human

State: Dead(slayed by the old bishops of apocalypse)

Age: 10,714 at death

Ruling season: Winter

Assigned crown: The gold and sapphire crown

3.Eurus

Gender: Male

Species: Bat

State: Dead(slayed by the new bishops of apocalypse)

Age: 10,705 at death

Ruling season: Fall

Assigned crown: The gold and ruby crown

4.Mother Naturae

Gender: Female

Species: Grumpus

State: Dead(sacrificed herself to save the other grumpuses)

Age: 10,763 at death

Ruling season: Spring

Assigned crown: Gold and rose quartz crown