lostkitten

Old school Madtv was spot on

This needs to be resurfaced again

I laughed so hard at this.

It actually gets funnier if you read this in Sir Ian McKellen’s voice.

and people say jar jar tolkien wasn’t funny

My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

Some old fella came up to me at work and asked a question only he didn’t quite figure out if he should call me “sir” or “ma’am” by the time he got to the end of his sentence and in a moment of apparent panic ended up saying “captain” instead. Absolutely made my day.

Ideal pronoun

thats Jeff goldblum

if ur hands are cold it’s just ur ghost boyfriend holding ur hand

my f

my feet are cold