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Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

This post changed us fundamentally

me in the bronze age telling my friend how I got bred by a general, high priest, and donkey vender all in one night

Now this is a Russian culture lesson

Lost in the sauce

Cannot get over how accurate those text images are in describing the intonation of the dialogue.

If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die

sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll off if she shifts

Centaur Comfort Mattress™: The Horse Hole Keeps Your Bones Safe

I’m honestly so glad Tumblr discusses things like “How can I comfortably sleep with a centaur?” and “What kind of chairs would dragons have?”

I’m Samantha

There’s no way to tell where this goes.