I’d Rather Go Blind Than Let You Down

me: how about i instead buy that gun off of u for all my money

robber: ok

robber:oh shit now ur gonna rob all ur money back

me:no im not a dick who robs people

I literally have nothing new to add to these; they just made me smile. And obviously, spoilers if you haven’t see it!

Allison not hesitating for a SECOND to jump into the pool while reuniting with Klaus!!

The whole family getting into the car with Vanya to help Harlan. Just. *chef’s kiss*

“Hey, Diego. Can’t say hi to nobody?” “hi allison.” “What was that?” “HI ALLISON.”

Ben (as Klaus) reuniting with and hugging Diego

Let’s be real, Ben was the real hero of this season. He’s dead and still prevented a nuclear apocalypse by saving Vanya.

But Diego, Allison, and Klaus also trying? Beautiful.

Diego and Vanya chilling on the steps in the last episode

Five admitting that the entire time he was in the apocalypse alone he was worried about his family

The slow reveal that Klaus has become a legit cult leader

Ray’s biggest takeaway/surprise from Allison’s whole life story being that there was a black president

Ben telling Vanya to make sure that Klaus knew he wasn’t responsible for keeping Ben away from heaven 

Diego immediately leaving orientation

And then later lying to Five by telling him he passed the whole thing

Klaus being caught by those two cowboys

Five calling the Swedes the “IKEA Mafia”

Klaus: started a cult, has thousands of followers who are obsessed with him

Vanya: started a life on a farm, got a cute gf, is a nanny

Five, who’s had a very rough two weeks:

In that moment I realized I was in front of a lecture hall of privileged students. I was surrounded by people who didn’t know poverty or desperation like I had. I clawed my way here on scholarships while they were legacy kids or trust fund babies. In that moment it clicked in my head that there’s this level of empathy that you can only gain when you have absolutely nothing to lose. A level of empathy that only the impoverished have. A level of empathy that screams out that you have to fight to make things better even if it doesn’t benefit you. It’s a concept that you can only really grasp when you have nothing to lose and the kids before me hadn’t known that pain. They hadn’t developed that kind of empathy.

*reblogs 30 things within 5 minutes*