divine salamander

Deathby Lightning (Death-bee Lightning) would be a beautiful name for a little daredevil

I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade

[looking at the huge & threatening volcano in front of me]: ooobh i got Pliny off time

I MISS DRAWING <- is literally doing everything besides drawing

i love measuring time using Jesus of Suburbia. like yo what gives youve been in the bathroom for a whole Jesus of Suburbia. yeah give me a sec i can get this done faster than one Jesus of Suburbia. the nearest home depot is two Jesus of Suburbias away. my will to live is shortsr than one Jesus of Suburbia

no one supports you like an internet friend you never met

young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can

STOP listening to the demon of capitalism and START listening to the angel of hedonism, i love you i believe in you keep making what you love forever ok?

I love movies where the plot takes place in less than a day. It’s like. What if these people were experiencing the worst 8 hours of the entire lives and you got to see the highlight reel?

why is everyone talking about this website dying again for tje 15th time

they;re selling us to one direction??

if tumblr lives you can find me on tumblr

yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

jesse. you need money to enter jesse.

yo mr white can i have $5 to go to the aquarium it's for school bitch

jesse. do you want some money for the gift shop jesse.

yeah mr white. can i have money to get lunch there too please. bitch

of course jesse. bring me back a cuttlefish plush jesse

you got it mr white

thank you jesse