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if guillermo ever had to be turned after death like gail was, i can only imagine it ending up with the worlds worst and stupidest game of hot potato after guillermo wakes from the dead full on screaming over the forgotten crucifix currently burning his neck only for whoever turned him to panic and rip it off of him which ends up burning their own hands and making them throw it to someone else and then they burn their hands and round and round they go until someone has the common sense to throw it across the room and not at another person.

Guillermo voice// what WE do in the shadows? More like what /I/ do in the shadows because NONE OF YOU CONTRIBUTE TO THIS HOUSEHOLD-

What more people need to understand about Guillermo's character is that he's Insane. He is Not Normal. He delivers human sacrifices to vampires, he disposes of corpses HE PAYS TO LIVE THERE. he kills vampires yadda yadda bro his HUMAN body count is off the charts. He invites his virgin friend to a vampire orgy. He is not a good person, he's literally if you found out that that one weird goth kid from high school joined a weird cult and was sacrificing your classmates he is Not Well. Like I love him he is my poor little meow meow etc but lets not pretend this guy is a victim here .. he is like if the joker was a girl if she was like a boy

lots of posts about how guillermo is the weirdest guy in the world and batshit crazy but this reading ignores the crucial fact that he was raised catholic

what we do in the shadows is great because it begs the question "what if immortality made you stupid"