Mature Audiences

when a beverage's container says please shake well you know i'm fully jerking that shit off like it's the first sleepover after 3 years long distance

when a beverage's container says please shake well you know i'm fully jerking that shit off like it's the first sleepover after 3 years long distance

Being bossed around by a pretty femme all day till we're in bed, all of a sudden she's the most submissive thing ever

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

haha yay! *starts making sugars*

You are beautiful and I will not excuse your feet, I stared at them on purpose because they're nice too.

“Wait wait wait! I have to pee…I’m gonna pee! I don’t wanna pee the bed!!” Little brother who’s having his big brothers cock slammed into his tummy over and over

I need to move out of my parents' house because I need to walk my girlfriend around on a collar and leash in front of my wife and we need to both pet his head

"you understand" is a common phrase exchanged between perverts

an incision carefully made in the thigh then peeled open by fingertips probing the edges of the wound. fingers spreading layers of flesh, sinking in and watching the sinew give. the victim squirms and whimpers if they have a high pain tolerance, or they're screaming and crying if they don't. the perpetrator enacting it hushes them, bloody fingers caressing their face, as they sink into the wound deep as their hand will go, muscle clenching around the intrusion, seeking to open up the injury to take something more substantial. the hole lubricating itself with spurts of dark crimson as if inviting this treatment. the perpetrator claiming a hole of their creation that was never meant to be there.

Sadist woundfucker who wants to cut their partner open and fuck every new hole they make x immortal masochist who only gets off to their flesh being mutilated and violated