Roleplay Memes

part 1 here

9: Baby Yoda

“I’m destined for greatness.”

“What I do is contagious.”

“I’m gonna be famous.”

“I want the cops to pull me over just to tell me I’m amazing.”

“Take it back.”

“Maybe I’ll finally OD.”

“Alright, first of all, you’re fired.”

“From now on, no one shines brighter than me.”

10: Brain Stew

“I’m having trouble trying to sleep.”

“I’m counting sheep, I’m running out.”

“I had a positive thought, but it got away.”

“Every night it’s a battle for control.”

“My mind has a mind of its own.”

“My eyes feel like they’re gonna bleed.”

“My mouth is dry.”

“My face is numb.”

“I can’t swallow all these thoughts, so I spit them out.”

“My mind is set on overdrive.”

11: Silent Mode

“Do you think about me in the day?”

“You always got me feeling so betrayed.”

“Something about this isn’t right.”

“I ain’t here to feed your ego.”

“I don’t wanna do this.”

“I don’t wanna do this anymore.”

“Alright, I’m coming over.”

12: Let’s Do Drugs

“I don’t wanna go to work.”

“I just wanna chill.”

“I wake up every morning screaming.”

“Let’s do drugs.”

13: Yellow

“Look at the stars.”

“Look at the stars. Look how they shine for you.”

“I wrote a song for you.”

“You know I love you.”

“For you, I’d bleed myself dry.”

14: Heartcatchthump

“You look worn out.”

“Watch it!”

“You’ve been out of your mind.”

15: Kung Fu in the Afterlife

“I can’t stay here.”

“I don’t have an appetite.”

“My paradise is a ghost town.”

“How did we get here?”

“Did you say what you want to say?”

“I wouldn’t be afraid.”

“It’s gonna break my heart.”

16: Stupid World

“I really hate this place.”

“You could say I hate pretty much everything in this stupid world.”

“I really like you.”

“You could say I hate pretty much everything in this stupid world, but I really like you.”

“I can’t picture a reality where you are somewhere else.”

“I don’t need any rules.”

“I made myself the boss.”

“I don’t need to win. I learn more when I lose.”

“I don’t really need anything in this stupid world.”

“I really need you.”

1: Fred Astaire

“If you don’t believe in hell, how the hell could you be headed there?”

“I’m about to lead a revolution.”

“No plan? That’s the way I’m programmed.”

“I’ll bow down to no man.”

“I’m gonna do what I do, no matter what you say.”

“I’m living my life! Fuck you!”

“My dream is to join the X-Men and become a mutant.”

“What the hell is wrong with me?”

“I got about as many real friends as Tom Hanks in Castaway.”

“These days are all happy days.”

“I can handle rejection.”

“Failure can be humbling.”

“Look at my accomplishments and all you see are tumbleweeds.”

“You can think what you like.”

“It would take a brain transplant to change your mind.”

2: Everything is Bullshit

“What if you’re living in a simulation?”

“Damn… do we even exist?”

“Everything is bullshit.”

“Nothing is real… nothing is real…”

“What if we found a way to travel to other Earths?”

“Damn… am I even myself?”

“Maybe this world isn’t real after all.”

3: Bang

“Everybody loves the gun ‘til it goes bang.”

“People always treat me like they seem to think that I’m a joke.”

“I’m about to snap.”

4: Wolverine

“I don’t have to change.”

“I’ll probably drive myself insane.”

“I’m not a hero but I can pretend.”

“I’m coming back, and I’m coming with force.”

“I’m the one behind the curtain.”

“I’m getting better so you better accept.”

“I’m gonna burn it in your brain so you never forget.”

5: I’m Speaking

“Hi! You may have noticed I’m speaking.”

“I can see you’re a weakling.”

“Don’t let the door hit you in the ass as you’re leaving.“

“Things are gonna change.”

“You’d better walk away.”

“Don’t you try to blame me.”

“People always toss me aside.”

“I would rather not be alive.”

“I’m gonna need you to admit that you get it.”

“I wanna show everyone what a wreck you are.”

“My win is pre-determined.”

6: Pixar Mom

“I think I’m in love.”

“I saw her picture and I was all like ‘damn.’”

“I don’t fall in love.”

“I don’t fall in love, but she’s just my type.”

“She’s just my type.”

“Should I move on?”

“Maybe we can talk or be friends.”

“I think about our future.”

“I’m ready to commit.”

“This is just insane.”

“This time it’s different.”

“I know what I want.”

7: You Keep Me Hangin’ On

“Set me free.”

“Get out my life.”

“You don’t really love me.”

“I wanna put a rock through your window.”

“I think we ought to stop.”

“Take a look. See the flaws.”

“Let me sleep at night.”

“Welcome to my hell.”

“I don’t know if I hate you more than myself.”

“I can’t face the reality of you when you finally change.”

“Everyone deserves a second chance.”

“Everyone deserves a second chance, but not for the same mistake.”

8: Ugly

“Fuck being cute, I’m ugly.”

“I ain’t ever been attractive.”

“I don’t even listen when they’re talking that trash.”

“I am not a victim.”

“I ain’t pretty but I’m still pretty badass.”

“I’m gonna have to prove what I’m all about.”

part one

send one for your muse (the sender) to do to my muse (the receiver) and add + to reserve the roles!

(bridal) — to pick up my muse bridal style, literally sweeping them off their feet

(piggyback) — to give my muse a piggyback ride

(side) — to give my muse a hug from the side

(wink) — to give my muse an affectionate wink

(neck) — to kiss my muse’s neck

(chest) — to bury your muse’s head in my muse’s chest

(shoulder) — to rest your muse’s head on my muse’s shoulder

(stroke) — to gently stroke my muse’s cheek

(lap) — to pull my muse into your muse’s lap

(hair) — to run your muse’s fingers through my muse’s hair

(wipe) — to wipe my muse’s tears away

part one | part two

“Why do all the monsters come out at night?”

“I don’t mind if you fuck up my life.”

“You’re the only one I see.”

“Why am I a sucker for all of your lies?”

“Everything looks worse at night.”

“I don’t care who I might hurt along the way.”

“Tell me that you love me. Even if it’s fake.”

“I broke an unfair share of hearts.”

“I’m no good for you.”

“I’m a killer.”

“If I’m choosing wrong, I don’t care.”

“I don’t care at all.”

“We need some space.”

“I feel for you.”

“I want to change.”

“Whatever happens in the future, trust in destiny.”

“A wolf in sheep’s clothing is more than a warning.”

“What the hell are morals?”

“Tell me how you’re only thinking of yourself.”

“Show me how you justify telling all your lies.”

“Listen, mark my words. One day, you will pay.”

“You sink your teeth into the people you depend on.”

“You’re quite the problem.”

“I smell the blood of a petty little coward.”

“You’ve always been a huge piece of shit.”

“If I could kill you, I would.”

“Burn in hell!”

“You have trust issues.”

“Why’d you come?”

“I tried to warn you just to stay away.”

“It looks like you might be one of us.”

“I’ll tell you what you want to hear.”

“It’s never the right time.”

“I win every single game.”

“Only alone I will cry.”

“In all chaos, there is calculation.”

“You’ve been drinking like the world is going to end.”

“Someone’s gotta go.”

“I promise we’re/I’m/they’re not mean.”

“We’re/I’m/They’re coming for blood.”

“Glory and gore go hand in hand.”

“We/I let out battles choose us/me.”

“No one around here’s good at keeping their eyes closed.”

“I don’t ever think about death.”

“I guess we’re really fighting ourselves.”

“Secretly you love this.”

“Do you even want to go free?”

“She’s/He’s/They’re/I’m sweet but a psycho.”

“You’re just like me.”

“You’re out of your mind!”

“Don’t pretend that you don’t love the pain.”

“Don’t stay awake for too long.”

“Don’t go to bed.”

“I’ve been thinking of our future because I’ll never see those days.”

“I don’t know why this has happened, but I probably deserve it.”

“I tried my best.”

“You know that I’m not perfect.”

“I’ve been praying for forgiveness.”

“I hope I go to heaven so I see you once again.”

“My life was kind of short, but I got so many blessings.”

“I’m happy that you’re here with me.”

“I’m sorry if I tear up.”

“I’m sorry that you have to lose me.”

“Nothing ever comes without a consequence or cost.”

“I’d rather be the hunter than the prey.”

“The end is upon us.”

“I’m going to make it.”

“I was born to run.”

“I was born for this.”

“I love the adrenaline in my veins.”

“I’ll do whatever it takes.”

“I love how it feels when I break the chains.”

“I want to be invisible.”

“When I’m trying to be myself, it isn’t so simple anymore.”

“No matter what I do, I’ll never be like all the others.”

“Most people really don’t get me.”

“I see the way they look at me.”

“She/He/They/You were the only one who had my back when everyone else did not.”

“All I wanted was you.”

“I love the way you’re screaming my name.”

“I’ll give you my permission.”

“You’ll always be forgiven.”

“You give love a bad name.”

“You promised me heaven, then put me through hell.”

“When passion’s a prison, you can’t break free.”

“You’re a loaded gun.”

“There’s nowhere to run.”

“No one can save me.”

“The damage is done.”

“I didn’t come for a fight, but I will fight to the end.”

“I love the way you hurt me.”

“I don’t know what you’re doing to me.”

part one

“You’ll never take us alive.”

“We swore that death will do us part.”

“They’ll call our crimes a work of art.”

“Put the money in the bag.”

“If the heat comes close enough to burn, then we’ll play with fire.”

“Baby, I’m a little scared.”

“Don’t you quit.”

“We’re burning this place to the ground.”

“Come out with your hands up.”

“Put your weapon(s) down.”

“This is the night the young love died.”

“We live as ghosts among these streets.”

“The good lord turned his back on me.”

“Lucifer’s gonna set me free.”

“It’s a mean world that I’ve known.”

“I never got no good doing what I’m told.”

“I bruised my knees getting down to pray.”

“In my dreams, I am weightless.”

“This is my escape.”

“You have foresaken all the love you’ve taken.”

“Everyone is king when there’s no one left to pawn.”

“There is no peace here.”

“War is never cheap.”

“Open up your eyelids.”

“Let your demons run.”

“You are my angel.”

“She’s/He’s on the dark side.”

“It’s tough looking back.”

“I feel ashamed.”

“I don’t need you in my life.”

“I didn’t know you were a sociopath.”

“I’m the last to help a crazy bitch that goes behind my back.”

“I’m gonna give you heaven and hell.”

“Everybody loves an outlaw.”

“He’s/She’s your favorite obsession.”

“I think that I’d suffocate for every second that you aren’t by my side.”

“I fell in love with a girl/guy I met in hell.”

“I love the way you turn me on.”

“You are the queen, and I’m the pawn.”

“I’d do anything so that we could rule the world.”

“Sometimes I feel I’ve got to run away.”

“I’ve got to get away from the pain.”

“The love we share seems to go nowhere.”

“I can’t sleep at night.”

“I cannot stand the way you tease.”

“I’m gonna pack my things and go.”

“What are you gonna do when there’s blood in the water?”

“Look me in my eyes.”

“You thought you could go free?”

“The system is done for.”

“Beg me for mercy.”

“Admit you were toxic.”

“You poisoned me just for another dollar in your pocket.”

“I won’t accept your silence.”

“Beg me for forgiveness.”

“Money won’t solve it.”

just some assorted lyric starters from some of my playlists on spotify!

“I grew into the queen/king of hell.”

“You always liked the taste of blood.”

“It’s so good to have someone to be so bad with.”

“History will hate us, but they’ll never forget our names.”

“They never saw us coming.”

“I was left here to die.”

“I can’t live for forgiveness.”

“I can’t live with the lie.”

“Don’t need a gun to get respect.”

“We are the warriors that built this town.”

“Your spirit never dies.”

“I’ve gone to take my throne.”

“I do what I want when I’m wanting to.”

“I’m the bad guy.”

“I like it when you take control.”

“I’m pretty glad that you’re alone.”

“You show me love and then spit in my face.”

“I refuse to let you make me feel like I can’t fly.”

“I’ll own the fuckin’ sky.”

“I’m done being your slave.”

“You should be afraid.”

“You let me go and then left me to die.”

“The one thing about royalty is that we love to feast.”

“Ain’t got time for dyin’.”

“A guy/girl like you should wear a warning.”

“There’s no escape.”

“You’re dangerous… I’m loving it.”

“Don’t you know that you’re toxic?”

“I ain’t no angel.”

“I’m your darkest dream.”

“My heart is empty.”

“I’ll steal your soul.”

“I don’t know if you love me or you want me dead.”

“I don’t know if I’m going to make it out alive.”

“Put your hands on me.”

“You’re the best thing in my life.”

“When I look at you, I see my wife/husband.”

“You’re looking at me like you don’t know who I am.”

“Don’t bury me alive.”

“You’re no good for me.”

“I fell in love with the devil.”

“Now I’m in trouble.”

“I’m underneath his/her/your spell.”

“Someone send me an angel.”

“Please save me from this hell.”

“Wake me up from this dream.”

“It’s now or never.”

“He’s/She’s coming for you.”

“You’d better run.”

“You think that you can hide?”

“What are you trying to do to me?”

“We’re enemies.”

“You’re like a drug that’s killing me.”

“You can’t stay away from me.”

send one for your muse (the sender) to do to my muse (the receiver) and add + to reserve the roles!

(ruffle) — to ruffle my muse’s hair playfully

(massage) — to give my muse a relaxing back/head/foot massage

(cheek) — to give my muse a kiss on the cheek! could be platonic, familial, or romantic

(behind) — to give my muse a hug from behind

(pull) — to pull my muse into your muse’s arms to cuddle

(pillow) — to whack my muse with a pillow in an attempt to start a pillow fight

(pin) — to playfully pin my muse to the ground/wall

(tickle) — to sneak up behind my muse and tickle them

(lift) — to lift up my muse

(spoon) — to let my muse be the little spoon

(dance) — to pull my muse into a slow dance

(nuzzle) — to nuzzle your muse’s head in my muse’s neck

Send 😜 for me to generate a random number! Add a + for the reverse! Or, just send a specific number!

1. My muse whacks your muse with a pillow

2. My muse pins your muse down

3. My muse throws a snowball at your muse

4. My muse tickles your muse

5. My muse steals something from your muse

6. My muse pokes your muse repeatedly

7. My muse picks your muse up and spins them around

8. My muse pranks your muse

9. My muse tosses your muse onto a bed/couch

[ massage ] to give my muse a massage

[ tickle ] to tickle my muse

[ hug ] to hug my muse

[ kiss ] to kiss my muse

[ cuddle ] to cuddle my muse

[ hoist ] to pick my muse up

[ pin ] to pin my muse down

[ poke ] to poke my muse (specify where)

Physical:

[ hug ] to hug my muse tightly

[ kiss ] to kiss my muse

[ hold ] to hold my muse in their arms

[ hand ] to take my muse’s hand

[ tickle ] to tickle my muse

[ massage ] to give my muse a massage

[ pat ] to pat my muse on the back

[ carry ] to pick up my muse

[ slap ] to slap my muse

[ shove ] to shove my muse

[ stab ] to stab my muse with a knife

[ sex ] to have sex with my muse

[ sleep ] to sleep next to my muse

[ lap ] to sit in my muse’s lap

[ dance ] to dance with my muse

[ patch ] to patch my muse’s wounds

[ grab ] to grab my muse’s wrist to keep them from leaving

[ fight ] to physically fight my muse

Emotional:

[ love ] to say “i love you” to my muse

[ hate ] to say “i hate you” to my muse

[ cry ] to cry into my muse’s shoulder

[ cheat ] to confess to cheating on my muse

[ date ] to ask my muse on a date

[ baby ] to confess a pregnancy to my muse

[ lie ] to confess a lie to my muse

[ propose ] to propose to my muse

[ read ] to read a story to my muse

[ secret ] to tell my muse a secret

[ closet ] to come out of the closet to my muse

[ cook ] to cook a meal for my muse

[ sing ] to sing a song for my muse

[ scold ] to scold my muse

[ argue ] to argue with my muse

[ dump ] to break up with my muse

[ shout ] to shout at my muse