LOVE LUCY.

Magnolia: Honey, please, on your body? ANY dress can make people fluster. I'm thinking we need a signature color for you this summer, something unexpected... how about red? (YES! I just bought a white string one and I want to wear it absolutely everywhere.)

Magnolia: YES oh my gosh, absolutely you can! We need to get you some pretty dresses to wear over your swimsuits (although tbh you look SO good in bikinis that you should be able to walk around in just those all the time.)

Magnolia: YAY! I was hoping it'd be a higher number. You just gave me permission to buy myself EIGHT dresses from this fabulous sale. Do you want any?

Magnolia: Quick, choose a number between one and ten!

Lucy: 8!

Melody: You have got to be kidding me! They've added all this stuff to Hogwarts Mystery, but they couldn't be bothered to add new events that were actually fun? Ugh, Jam City, you are so slacking!

I think it’s hilarious though people are always saying there’s a thin line between love and hate. But half the time the enemies part is misunderstanding or not even truly being enemies and in the long run they usually end up really good for each other. It’s a balance. As long as it’s not toxic, I can dig it.

Please, please, please tell me we’re talking about actual whale tails. Because I’m definitely not hear for that trend of showing off thongs and g-strings. I feel like their are cuter ways to show off your lingerie and that trend was not it.

Actual whale tails, here for them. Huge and you should be careful about which whale you’re around but they make great waves!

Zac didn’t exactly ooze Auradon spirit, but one thing he never complained about participating in was the basket auction. Everyone knew he could fish and lobster and all amount of other gathering, but it wasn’t often he got a chance to actually cook. He was Chef Louis’s son, though, and he had plenty to offer on the basket fillings front, so he continued entering, year after year. And most years, one thing was constant: whenever he didn’t have a girlfriend, he was usually hoping the person who would buy him for the afternoon would be @diamcndskylucy​.

This year, he’d finally gotten his wish. Sure, he’d sort of picked things he knew were her favorite to put into the basket, but no one needed to know it was intentional Lucy bait, least of all her. In fact, as he strode up to her wearing a shit-eating grin, the words coming out of his mouth were the exact opposite of admitting that he’d wanted to take her on this ‘date’ more than anything. “Wow, you’re kinda obsessed with me, huh Triton?” he asked, raising his basket up and wiggling it in her face. “What did you do, go read the list and find my number to make sure you got me all to yourself?”

It would be a lie to say that Lucy didn’t usually enjoy the events that were held in Auradon and by far, the picnic basket auction was always a top choice. While she usually ended up making a basket to submit for the occasion, this time around she had gone with a different option. Sitting through so many baskets had been tedious but there had been a few that caught her eye and it was fun watching people get into bid wars over a few particular baskets, giggling to herself at the surprise on people’s faces only for it to end with her being shook by the basket maker of the one that she ended up bidding on. It had caught her eye the second she saw the starfish and aquamarine color but the contents inside had made her determined to have it. 

The true shock had been the creator of the basket, Lucy biting her lip as he made his way over to her and letting out an exasperated laugh at his commentary. “What can I say? I had to make sure the mascot of our grumpy gills restaurant didn’t get left out when no one bid on his basket.”  she remarked, teasingly as she shrugged her shoulders. “Couldn’t have you going after people with a butcher knife, have to save that for the crabs right?” She honestly couldn’t help herself when it came to him, a little more sassy than her usual carefree spirit. “If you must know, everything in that basket is kind of a fave so I guess it was fate or whatever. Guess you’ll just have to put with me for the afternoon.” She knew deep down she couldn’t say that she was too disappointed though, liking the little banter that went on between them more than she let on. “Anywhere in particular you want to do this or could we maybe let me pick since you made the basket?”

Colton: Dang, that sounds mighty cool! Do you really think you could get me on one of those? And if you could, how long do you think I'd have to hold my breath while riding?

Colton: I've always wanted to ride a seahorse like a regular horse! Do they make them big enough to do that? And do mermaids do it? I feel like yall must all the time!

Alicia: Do you think that people with magic work on movies? Like, I know Cash would hate me for even asking that because special effects are awesome and blah blah blah... but IF WE COULD PUT HIM IN A MAGIC BUBBLE HE COULD BREATHE IN??

Zac: Let me guess, my table's in the back corner where none of the other customers have to look at me?

Zac: Yeah, only your fish friends to tell you you're wearing something wrong when you're swimming, I guess. Can you understand them when you're in human form or? Is that a mermaid only feature?

Lucy: I mean every restaurant needs a mascot or ambiance right?? You could totally be in the front as long as you don't glare at everyone who comes in!

Alicia: I MEAN, IT MIGHT BE HARD TO GET NICHOLAS CAGE UNDERWATER? He looks like he needs a loooooot of makeup these days. BUT OTHER THAN THAT OUR PLAN HAS NO FLAWS.

Zaiden: Define pet. Because sea turtles should be free, not kept captive. Unless they've been like hit by a ship and are too impaired to be able to gather resources or swim on their own.

Zac: Wow, someone's Miss Popular if she can't even EXERCISE without interruptions. How do you make it through the day living like that?

Lucy: Bitter party of one, your table is ready~

Alicia: National Treasure 3: The Hunt for Atlantis? AND WE GET GUARANTEED SPOTS FOR BEING REAL MERMAIDS?

Zac: Everyone on the trails near the Enchanted Lake yesterday really just let me run seven miles with my shirt on inside out, huh?