sorry my prada’s at the cleaners

this is a joke with no audience but I really wish there was a Wii U game that told you to look at the gamepad but then the gamepad just said "psyche" while simultaneously an enemy on the TV screen attacked you

the twitter good ending was that everyone at twitter told elon to fuck off and simply kept running the website as if he were not at the head of it before physically throwing him out of the building and him being unable to do anything about it thereby exposing the massive power and influence of billionaires to be nothing more than paper-thin social agreement completely helpless in the face of a team of workers with unified purpose and solidarity who have no need for a dipshit emerald mine heir to be involved at any step of the operation let alone the top but we missed the flags for that route some time ago

we can still get the neutral ending if someone kills him though

playing spot the newcomer is easy because they’re the mfs who censor everything

“unalive” “k!ll” you can be free here. loosen up

this site is truly the reminder of why my humor has gone to absolute shit and that's okay

can I please have context for this

dudes who accuse films like captain marvel of teaching young girls to hate men have no idea that literally no one and nothing is more effective at making girls hate men than men

what if jack isnt actually the face of boe and he was just fucking with the doctor. like jack still KNOWS the face of boe so those two teamed up to fuck with the doctor and be like ‘yeah im jack and jack is me we are one and the same’ and jack is just behind that jar losing his mind

shut Up

This is better than any found footage horror film ever made

So this is what they mean by Boys Will Be Boys

when you have receipts