Boo!!!

The Captain: getting the obvious out of the way. Canonically smokes, and even if we hadn't seen it with our own two eyes on screen. Come on. Goes without saying

Fanny: yes, probably. she deserves it

Pat: used to smoke, gave up to be a good example to the boys. Still craves a cheeky fag every now and then though

Kitty: no, I don't think so

Thomas: he's on way harder drugs. No need for tobacco

Julian: okay first off he's a sleazy tory MP. So ditto the above, he 100% for definite does cocaine. But yes I think he definitely smokes fags as well

Mary: Go ahead. Ask her if she smokes. I dare you.

Humphrey: no

Mike: absolutely not. Can you imagine how disappointed his parents would've been. He wouldn't risk the lecture

Alison: I think she does, occasionally, or at least has, at some point. Again, she deserves it

Ghosts Awards Acceptance Speech!!

This is the acceptance speech which was released by TV Choice from the other night

like, he barely had his shit together on the home front before germany had even touched england. he wouldn't have lasted thirty seconds on the actual front lines without having a panic attack. he accidentally killed a bird once and still feels guilty about it almost 80 years later.

he died a captain at 44 or 45, and had been a captain for at least five years prior. a competent army officer could expect promotion from captain to major by like 35 at the latest. he is plain old bad at his job.