#1 Catdad to the little critter in the profile

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

New shoes

unhelpful aubergines

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work

this is so sexy

I wonder what happened to all the agent smith masks

I can actually answer this! So the latex/rubber they used, while standard for Hollywood at the time, reacted REALLY BADLY to being doused in pouring water nonstop for an entire day of shooting. They ended up corroding, which caused them to stink really badly and glob together at the seams. The original plan was to hand out masks to various crew members on the final day of shooting as souvenirs, but the sopping wet, melting, rotting rubber got so gross that by the end of that shooting day they’d already thrown most of them out. Somewhere in a landfill are hundreds of disgusting, bloated, slimey Hugo weaving heads fused together into a nightmarish rotting amalgam :)

it’s what he would have wanted

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[In a room where it's all quiet]: Wow it's like a western front in here

tags by @ultramarineblues: #deeply curious about how this person discovered the cat liked this game

the sandwich with no words is so uncanny. Its like its staring at me, like I was never supposed to peel back the text.

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT