I know how dark it is for you right now, curled up lying in your own emotional vomit. You're in hell now boomhauer. And the only way out is through a long dark tunnel
And you're afraid to go in cause there's a train coming at ya carrying a boxcar full of heartbreak. Well let me tell ya something.
All you can do is let it hit you and then try to find your legs. Mhm I know. I've taken that hit more times than I can remember.
Look at me Boomhauer. I'm fat and I'm old. And every day im just going to wake up fatter and older. Yet somehow I manage to drag this fat old bald bastard out into the alley everyday. I'm out there, digging holes, falling into them, climbing out, trying again.
And tomorrow I'm going to hang outside at a ladies prison. The first thing those lady cons are gonna see after 20 years... is me. Will I get one? Experience says no. Will I be out there next month?
If I'm alive you better believe it.
You gotta get right back up on that tanning bed slip into a tight T-shirt
wash off some of that cologne and get yourself out of that tunnel
AND INTO SOME STRANGE WOMAN'S BED!!!!!!!
