I'll be your friend. You just haven't made me yet.

if we can get we're wolves we can get ofmd s3 😌

You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.

Gorgeous!

I wish I could be as happy as people with no taste

reblog and put in the tags the real reason you joined tumblr no matter how horrible or embarrassing it is

idk what neurodivergent young adult needs to hear this but you are NOT supposed to give 100% at your job. I've gotten more promotions and raises since I started giving 40-60%, which my evil CEO uncle informed me is what bosses actually expect when they say 110%. My mental health has improved tremendously. I've spent 2 out of 5 workdays secretly writing my novel for the last 2 years and I've never been more respected and appreciated. Also--when you see glaring wasteful errors in the company's operating systems, say absolutely nothing! Embrace inefficiency. It is your friend in this capitalist hellscape.

ngl when ofmd got popular very quickly and there was the predictable backlash from people who dislike popular things I was somewhat sympathetic to people annoyed bc their whole dash was ofmd. like I kind of rolled my eyes but y'know, whatever, it's all good. but now that I am apparently the only person who hasn't seen/doesn't plan to watch the gay hockey show.... SKILL ISSUE. being annoyed by a popular gay show is a skill issue. get good. I am so pleased to scroll past all those posts I have no context for. you guys look like you are having fun and I am genuinely happy for you, the world is a dark and grim place but at least we have gay sex to think about thank you and goodnight