Machine

*looks innocent but is actually kinky as fuck*

the little flower at the top is a nice touch

I really want the new live action Mulan movie to have an entirely racially correct cast, except Eddie Murphy still plays Mushu.

No CGI.  I want Eddie Murphy to wear a dragon suit.

Please

whats better than this

im laughing so fucking hard my mom just texted me telling me to shut up

People just cannot handle the TRUTH.

And that’s why he’s the man!

#dudesthatarehotterthanme

Dear necromancers, why would you bother summoning human corpses when dinosaurs are an option

there is an entire movie series dedicated to explaining why we do not reanimate dinosaurs

are you suggesting necromancers were behind jurassic park

So, there’s a book series called “The Dresden Files” and in one of them the main hero brought back some Dinos to fight an evil necromancer. It was beautiful.